Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she smelled like a LAN party
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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