She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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