Where are you?
In a non slutty way
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
someone owes me an orgasm
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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