You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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