And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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