Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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