haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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