do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Randomize