so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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