As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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