I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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