I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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