Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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