She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you will always have a special place in my vag
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
What drink are we having for lunch?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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