whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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