GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
