Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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