he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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