What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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