If that was your dad, he is hot
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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