At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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