Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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