sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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