3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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