need another drink. this is the easiest way
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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