they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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