Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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