Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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