Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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