Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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