Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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