so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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