I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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