When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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