It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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