if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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