Me. At least after what I've been through.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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