Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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