i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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