we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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