I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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