people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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