Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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