No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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