Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
