Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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