if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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