i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
