Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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