Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
