i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
A+ Viking dick
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
