Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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