dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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