the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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