so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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